Just realised it's 1.44pm and I haven't had my After Lunch smoke? CRAZY!? I'm still only on one pill a day, but maybe it's already started working, because trust me - as soon as the last mouthful has normally gone into my big fat mouth, I'm heading out for a smoke. I finished lunch a good 45 minutes ago, and got caught up looking at the horrific flood footage on the internet, before realising I hadn't had one yet.
So asides from that, am still smoking obviously - but maybe not as much?
Anyway, today's extra special Vile Smoking Confession comes sponsored by Oil of Olay....
Wrinkles - the MOTHERFUCKING wrinkles. I remember, years ago, actually NOTICING the older women who had those pucker, deep wrinkles above their lips, and my Mum telling me, with disdain in her voice "Oh they're SMOKING wrinkles". (She is a passionate non-smoker)... Anyway, until maybe 3 years ago, I never HAD those wrinkles - in fact, my face wasn't looking too bad at all, hagged-old-biddy wise. However, every year that's passed since then, I've aged about 3. Including the Dirty Old Smoking Upper lip lines. Once I've given up, the first thing I'm shouting myself, is a bloody good pumpful of botox - needles SCHMEEDLES... Actually, it'll be the second thing - the FIRST thing is gonna be more of a teeth nature - but I won't spoil tomorrow's Vile Confession....
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